25 years-old. Photographer/videographer, editor, and member of too many fandoms to count. Disclaimer-This blog is much like my brain-it tends to be NSFW.

 

southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

It set on fire. 

The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

The sprinkler system went off.

Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

weareallmedie:

scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

the con artist was the one that got me. I wish I could’ve seen the look on the vet’s face when they figured it out.

(Source: vicious-seamonkey)

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

defranco:

Walked in to find QuickSilver has signed with DeFranco Inc.

defranco:

Walked in to find QuickSilver has signed with DeFranco Inc.